Dwarves are very upsetting!

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jessiedoodles:

In Kingdom Hearts, you sometimes transform to fit the world you visit. So when you go to Atlantica, Donald changes your group into essentially all mer-people so that you don’t drown.
But like.
He changed himself so that he became a literal duck with tentacles.

jessiedoodles:

In Kingdom Hearts, you sometimes transform to fit the world you visit. So when you go to Atlantica, Donald changes your group into essentially all mer-people so that you don’t drown.

But like.

He changed himself so that he became a literal duck with tentacles.

imparalyzedbyitt:

ben fankhauser is so important: a mix of ben fankhauser singing things and being really important [LISTEN]

belief /// it could totally happen (with hannah elless) /// kiss the air /// great, cool (with blake daniel) /// to all a goodnight /// watch what happens (reprise) [newises] /// signed, sealed, delievered /// seize the day [newsies] /// higher ground / living for the city (with corey cott) /// once and for all [newsies] /// kiss the air [AGAIN!!!]

imparalyzedbyitt:

ben fankhauser is so important: a mix of ben fankhauser singing things and being really important [LISTEN]

belief /// it could totally happen (with hannah elless) /// kiss the air /// great, cool (with blake daniel) /// to all a goodnight /// watch what happens (reprise) [newises] /// signed, sealed, delievered /// seize the day [newsies] /// higher ground / living for the city (with corey cott) /// once and for all [newsies] /// kiss the air [AGAIN!!!]

tommysheperds:

i hear someone wanted some aus:

  • both wearing the exact same outfit on the metro au
  • two separate robbers breaking into the same house au
  • one is too short to reach a can of soup at the supermarket au
  • their dogs start uncontrollably barking at each other in the quiet vets office au
  • one accidentally punched the other in the face while gesturing wildly au
  • one breaking into the others house accidentally when drunk au
  • they had the same friends for multiple years but somehow never met until some birthday party au
  • 2 elite spies hired to stalk each other at the same time au

bckybarnz:

electro-monk:

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Well it’s not what I was looking for but you have my attention.

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quite possibly the most beautiful paragraph i have ever read

somebody stop me i’m getting all un-self-confident again

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

sheikofthesheikah:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

#NOT TO MENTION IT WAS IN THAT GLORIOUS TIME WHEN 3D WAS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT AND EVERY 3D MOVIE HAD TO HAVE STUFF FLYING OUT OF THE SCREEN A#T YOUR FACE#MAKING IT SO#SO BEAUTIFULLY TACKY#IT WAS A FRONTIER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE’LL NEVER SEE AGAIN

we got a new cafe in our student center and all of last year’s seniors are PISSED

Why.

Why.

antipathiczora got an iPhone for her birthday and her texts are great

cutequeer96:

tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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